Verse 1
I’m done, I’ve just begun
And I want out, it’s still year one
Teach me how to tie my shoe
And how to do my taxes too
Verse 2
Sometimes the pill’s too thick
To swallow, so I take a swig
Of something I took as a kid
Whenever I was kinda sick
And I’d always call my mom instead
Of reading what the bottle says
Even though I’m 34 and live alone, I trust her more
Hook
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Aah, aah, aah, aah
Aah, aah, aah, aah
Bridge
You won’t need to know those things
You thought you’d need to know
Most things you learn alone, and some adults they never learn
They never learn, they never learn
They’ll never learn
Chorus
Over, under, around and through
Someday I may learn to do
Bunny ears and loop de loops
I miss the velcro on my shoes
Chorus
Over, under, around and through
Someday I may learn to do
Bunny ears and loop de loops
Can’t help but feel as though I’m screwed
Mmm